When you're filling out your submission forms, there is a section for summaries. I'm going to let you guys in on the reason why that's included.
After months and months of cramming movies into our brains, writing critiques, having our favorites, etc. etc., we sit down to figure out who is in and who isn't. Inevitably, a title will be mentioned, followed by a room full of blank looks.
"What did I write about it?" I'll ask.
Leslee will look up my notes on our absolutely fabulous title tracking program. "You liked it. You gave it a Must See and wrote, 'Great cast. Good filmmaking in all departments.'"
"F*#k me! Why didn't I say what the movie was about?" I don't know why I'm surprised, my notes are always like that.
So we look up the summary from the submission form.
This sweeping low-budget epic tale is a discussion about the inner meaning of the symbolism of life as depicted by the intricate handheld camera work and natural acting style fused with classical influences of Comedia International.
Crap. We have to dig out the DVD and watch the movie again. Two minutes in, we say "Oh, yeah, the one about the unemployed PHD who has to take a job at McDonalds to pay the bills. Yeah, we like this one."
So when it says "Summary," that's what it means. Just remind us what the movie is about. Save the film school stuff for ... film school.
Thanks for reading.